All Them Things

I Sing. I Dance. I Steal Things. I am an artist and a true original. But only in my dreams.

koalatea:

koalatea:

all these weak ass fuck boys can kiss my ass i don’t care if my attitude pisses them off i would rather be perceived as conceited than go back to being self-conscious self loathing mess i used to be 

same goes for other girls like if you bring down your fellow girls just because you’re self conscious then imma pour one out for you and wait until you get your shit together 

(via wankbankofamerica)

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

archivesofgallifrey:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

willgrahamps:

wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple

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because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.

It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like 

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”

(Source: alexdturnerd, via h0micidalprincess)

fall-out-boy:

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

fall-out-boy:

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

(via supwize)